The Last Soldier

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Saturday, March 21, 2026

WHO I AM... edited and added to.

 


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Full Professional Biography of John Scott Ridgway / John Burden / Johnny Pain

John Scott Ridgway is a Chicago‑based novelist, blogger, filmmaker, performer, and fine artist whose work spans dystopian fiction, political satire, spiritual inquiry, and darkly comic social commentary. Over four decades and across three creative identities — John Scott Ridgway, John Burden, and Johnny Pain — he has built a multidisciplinary body of work marked by moral complexity, surreal humor, and a deep commitment to portraying ordinary people with dignity and emotional clarity.

Ridgway studied literature, philosophy, anthropology, sociology, and history for nearly fourteen years at the University of Toledo, Columbia College Chicago, Northeastern Illinois University, and DePaul University. His worldview was shaped not only by academia but also by his small‑town childhood and a decade spent driving a Chicago taxi, where he was robbed more times than he can remember and met people from every corner of the world. Those years — dangerous, intimate, and endlessly human — became a living classroom in empathy, character, and the unpredictable rhythms of real life.

He is the author of The Collected Writing of John Scott Ridgway, One War, Waking Up Jesus, and The Religious Psycho Killer’s Shit List, along with numerous short stories published in the small press. Under the name John Burden, he continues to write online, most recently creating a series of AI‑assistant‑driven experimental books on his long‑running blog Shattered Present on Blogger — an ongoing project in which he contrasts AI‑generated prose and outlining with the perspective, craft, and instincts of a traditionally educated, published writer. Ridgway currently lives on the South Side of Chicago, where this experiment forms the core of his newest creative phase.

As a fine artist, Ridgway has sold paintings and drawings throughout the Midwest, with permanent installations at Cook County Hospital and St. Anthony’s Hospital. His visual work, like his writing, is known for its emotional immediacy and its focus on the human condition.

Ridgway’s performance career began with the long‑running radio show Peace and Pipedreams, where he played more than fifteen recurring characters in improvised skits. The show became known for Ridgway’s early, outspoken advocacy for the legalization of marijuana — long before it was culturally or politically popular — and it drew an eclectic audience that included Cheech & Chong, Robin Williams, and even a pre‑presidential Barack Obama. Between sketches, the show spotlighted emerging musicians and new artists, creating a hybrid space for comedy, commentary, and cultural discovery.

One of Ridgway’s most enduring creations, Johnny Pain, first emerged as a breakout character during readings at The Elves Attic, the long‑running series he founded at It’s A Secret in Roscoe Village and later moved to The Big Star Café in Rogers Park. Pain’s anarchic humor, raw honesty, and emotional vulnerability made him a crowd favorite and a central figure in Ridgway’s short‑story collection The Religious Psycho Killer’s Shit List. The character’s popularity led directly to Ridgway being offered a show at the infamous Fearless Radio studio in downtown Chicago — a station where audiences could watch live broadcasts through the street‑level windows, turning performances into a kind of urban theater.

The show’s reach expanded globally when Ridgway began producing YouTube films connected to the podcast — making him an early participant in what would become worldwide viral media. These short films were created for fun and for fans, yet they quickly developed a life of their own. The Ruby Dog Versus The Mighty Dash — a husky playing with a tiny kitten — became the number‑one film on the station, surpassing even the music programming and drawing international attention. This early viral success positioned Ridgway as one of the first creators to bridge radio, online video, and grassroots fan culture.

Ridgway has also been a central figure in Chicago’s live literary scene. His reading series at It’s A Secret and later The Big Star Café became known for their intimate, conversational atmosphere — a deliberate contrast to the competitive slam‑poetry culture that dominated the city at the time. Ridgway himself was a frequent reader at the historic Green Mill, where his blend of humor, politics, and surrealism earned him a dedicated following.

Under the persona Johnny Pain, Ridgway continues to produce YouTube films — darkly comic shorts, experimental narratives, character pieces, and documentary‑style works that explore collapse, identity, and the absurdity of modern life. His films showcase his skills as a writer, actor, director, puppeteer, and editor, often blending satire with spiritual and political themes.

Across all mediums, Ridgway’s work returns to the same core concerns: the fragility of society, the resilience of community, the corrosive effects of power, and the stubborn hope that persists even in collapse. Whether writing as John Scott Ridgway, blogging as John Burden, or filming as Johnny Pain, he continues to explore the intersection of politics, spirituality, humor, and human survival with a voice that is unmistakably his own.

If you want, I can now craft:

  • a shorter book‑jacket version
  • a 50‑word or 100‑word version for submission forms
  • a persona‑specific bio for each identity
  • a Johnny Pain–focused mini‑bio
  • or a CV‑style professional author profile

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